*ZOOM TV NEWS*

Amir Khan ne

'Taray Zameen Par" k 2nd Part k liye " Musharraf " ko main role offer kiya hai.

Film ka Naam hoga "Beghairat Zameen Par ".

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Breaking News...

To Keep up with the Current Trend & to remain in Power,

The President has decided to Change his Name to,

"MIAN PERVEZ MUSHARRAF BHUTTO".

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