funny hindi sms jokes

1)

Kid: Ammi aaj abbu ne bus me mujhse kaha k anty ko bethne k liye apni jagah dedo.

Mom: Phir tumne jaga di?

Kid:No

Mom:Q?

Kid: Me to khud abbu ki goad me tha


2)

Teacher:

Story sunao

Sardar:

"1 din hum un k ghar gaye to wo soay huay teh

1 din wo humary ghar aye to hum soay huay teh

MORAL:

Jesa Karo gay wesa bharo gay.